I DEMAND MOD STATUS-DENIED! [Updated After Denial]

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 11/14/2020 at 15:58 • Filed to: POWER

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The interwebs

I have been quiet about this the injustice for far too long. Lesser Oppos have gained the ban hammer, yet I still remained silent. THIS FUCKING ENDS NOW.

As a long-time contributor to OppositeLock and an upstanding member, I formally request to achieve mod status for this community. Despite deserving this recognition long ago, I can... nay, I WILL no longer wait for this power to be granted to me unsolicited.

Plz gib me mod hammer k thx.

Hammer down. —The Mods

UPDATE:

This is some bullshit right here. It would be like letting a five year old child take the wheel of the Titanic as a final gesture of goodwill to a doomed kid, but NOOOOOOOO you can’t let me take the wheel.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 16:12

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This is the only hammer we can give you:

Just Jeepin' > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 16:16

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 16:18

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Jb boin > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 16:19

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It’s Hammer time !

ClassicDatsunDebate > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 16:24

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PatBateman, you’ll always be the mod of my heart.

and 100 more > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/14/2020 at 16:26

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Aaaaaa nd save image as...

and 100 more > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 16:26

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Hammer? I thought you did your best work with a hatchet. 

CB > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 16:32

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You know, I’d like mod status as well. Enclosed in this post is my list of accomplishments that would make me good at the job:

Urambo Tauro > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 17:58

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Knock yourself out lol

Cash Rewards > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/14/2020 at 18:48

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Where has this been for the last few years?

Stef Schrader > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 19:14

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I AM A LESSER OPPO!

(seriously, no one wants me and I hate everything)

Party-vi > PatBateman 11/14/2020 at 21:33

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“ and an upstanding member”

Welp, there’s your problem

PatBateman > Stef Schrader 11/14/2020 at 22:50

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False  

PatBateman > Party-vi 11/14/2020 at 22:50

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I think we all know that was sarcasm.